Brooklyn dweller, dog owner, verified idiot. Faking it 'til I making it.

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And my urban documentation project, Bklynography, here.

Alison Anonymous
Urban Outfitters really knows how to market to me.

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Urban Outfitters really knows how to market to me.

My Only Longstanding Belief

  • i don't even understand milkshakes
  • like why would you want to drink diluted ice cream
  • when you could just EAT ICE CREAM
  • unless the milkshake has booze in it, then it is okay

The Best Ice Creams!

Some idiot friend of mine asked me what the best ice cream in New York is so of course I had to answer him and then talked and talked about ice cream forever because that’s the only thing I know and care about. Here are my thoughts because I am 100% sure that everyone else cares as much as he did!

Best Ice Creams (and Gelatos too) in New York

- Stellina Gelato: Lower East Side

They have interesting fun flavors that are DELICIOUS and unavailable elsewhere, like Brown Sugar Strawberry and A Bee Named Elvis. Big points for risk, creativity, chunky bits, and quality!

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May 11th at 5PM / tagged: ice cream. summer. opinion. / reblog / 8 notes
March looks pretty good.

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March looks pretty good.

Best Brooklyn Bites 2011: Top 10

bklynography:

2011 was a cool year. The summer was stupid hot, the winter has been weirdly mild, lots of new stuff opened up in the borough, and coincidentally, it’s the year Bklynography was born! Hooray! I’d like to take this time, the 10th day in 2012, to recap my top 10 best bites, eats, and meals I enjoyed in Brooklyn in 2011.

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If you like or live in Brooklyn, you can follow/look at my other blog, Bklynography! Maybe I should’ve called it Brooklynblography. Sigh.

Brown sugar vanilla ice cream with Lucky Charms marshmallows mixed in. Officially called a “lumpy.”
I want to retire here.

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Brown sugar vanilla ice cream with Lucky Charms marshmallows mixed in. Officially called a “lumpy.”

I want to retire here.

Aug 25th at 12PM / tagged: ice cream. lumpy. rehoboth beach. / reblog / 5 notes
alisongrasso:

Beer & Ice Cream Sandwich. 61 Local, Brooklyn, NY. August 2011.

This is just really, really beautiful.

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alisongrasso:

Beer & Ice Cream Sandwich. 61 Local, Brooklyn, NY. August 2011.

This is just really, really beautiful.

Who wants to come to this with me???!

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Who wants to come to this with me???!

Aug 9th at 10AM / tagged: beer. ice cream. 61 local. cobble hill. / reblog / 4 notes
It’s the first day of summer!

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It’s the first day of summer!

Jun 21st at 12PM / tagged: summer. ice cream. beach. feet. toes. / reblog / 2 notes
Looks like the custard people are stepping up their game now that it’s SUMMER!!

Looks like the custard people are stepping up their game now that it’s SUMMER!!