Brooklyn dweller, dog owner, verified idiot. Faking it 'til I making it.

You can look at my Twitter Tweets.

See my other, professional-ish, website here.

And my urban documentation project, Bklynography, here.

Alison Anonymous

My Only Longstanding Belief

  • i don't even understand milkshakes
  • like why would you want to drink diluted ice cream
  • when you could just EAT ICE CREAM
  • unless the milkshake has booze in it, then it is okay