Are you a person who likes cake but is also very lazy? Does the act of turning on your oven fill your heart with fear and your apartment with moths? Are you unable to follow basic directions or read altogether?
Since you answered yes to all of these questions, I will bake you a cake! It will cost you money but nothing else. Don’t take my word for it, take the word of the one guy who has ever bought a cake from me! If I had to guess, I would say he’s very satisfied. Wouldn’t you also like to be satisfied? I am taking orders now!
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iveheardgoodthings reblogged this from alisonanon and added:
of her cakes. Seriously.
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